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what has it got in its pocketses?

Well? Cough it up! The Pocketses Meme comes in three complementary flavors; mix and match to your taste, respect other people's preferences, tag around, etc.

VERSION ONE - The Character Exercise: Post a top-level comment with your character, and a list of everything they're carrying on their person at this moment. Compare and comment. Make fun of other people's choice in gum flavors. Have a ball.

VERSION TWO - The Party(?) Game: Post a top-level comment. Subject line: character / fandom / blahblah. Body: What have I got in my pocket? Whoever replies gets three guesses. If they guess any one item right, they win; if not, you win. Whoever loses pays a forfeit. Cannibalism optional.

VERSION THREE - The Scenario: Roll 1-8. Your character is now stuck in the corresponding setting, with nothing but those pocket-contents. And another character, who presumably has pockets of their own. Between you, you can probably figure out a solution to your problem, right? Right?

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<p><i>Well? Cough it up!</i> The Pocketses Meme comes in three complementary flavors; mix and match to your taste, respect other people's preferences, tag around, etc.

<p><B>VERSION ONE - The Character Exercise:</B> Post a top-level comment with your character, and a list of everything they're carrying on their person at this moment. Compare and comment. Make fun of other people's choice in gum flavors. Have a ball.

<p><B>VERSION TWO - The Party(?) Game:</B> Post a top-level comment. <u>Subject line</u>: character / fandom / blahblah. <u>Body</u>: <font face="courier" color="blue"><b>What have I got in my pocket?</b></font> Whoever replies gets three guesses. If they guess any one item right, they win; if not, you win. Whoever loses pays a forfeit. Cannibalism optional.

<p><B>VERSION THREE - The Scenario:</B> <a href="http://numbergenerator.org/randomnumbergenerator/1-8">Roll 1-8</a>. Your character is now stuck in the corresponding setting, with nothing but those pocket-contents. And another character, who presumably has pockets of their own. Between you, you can probably figure out a solution to your problem, right? Right?

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<tr><td> 1. </td> <td> A locked room. There is one small window, which doesn't open, and a water cooler. For some reason. </td></tr>
<tr><td> 2. </td> <td> A remote desert island, with no phone reception. Just lots of sand and palm trees. </td></tr>
<tr><td> 3. </td> <td> A small, sparsely provisioned rowboat in the middle of the ocean. </td></tr>
<tr><td> 4. </td> <td> A rooftop at least four stories above the ground. Locked door, no fire escapes. There <em>is</em> a pigeon, though. </td></tr>
<tr><td> 5. </td> <td> A maze of twisty little passages, all alike. </td></tr>
<tr><td> 6. </td> <td> A dark cavern at the bottom of a mountain, likely to be attacked by goblins at any moment. Because.</td></tr>
<tr><td> 7. </td> <td> An open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. </td></tr>
<tr><td> 8. </td> <td> Your neighborhood bar. Listen, I didn't specify a survival situation. Shut up and drink your beer. (Or reroll.) </td></tr>
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crossing the streams

Uh-oh. Now you've done it. A glitch in the timestream, a hiccup in the multiverse, and you're face to face with... yourself? This meme is for playing out that special, weird moment when two versions of a character encounter each other. Pick one of the ideas from the list, let the RNG pick one for you, or just fourthwall it up if that's what you're into.

Tag. Reply. Profit.

( Two, Two, Two Flavors In One! )

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<p>Uh-oh. Now you've done it. A glitch in the timestream, a hiccup in the multiverse, and you're face to face with... yourself? This meme is for playing out that special, weird moment when two versions of a character encounter each other. Pick one of the ideas from the list, let the RNG pick one for you, or just fourthwall it up if that's what you're into.

<p>Tag. Reply. Profit.

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<li> <b style="color:#c76444; text-transform: uppercase;">(I Give Myself) Very Good Advice</b>: <p>If you'd known then what you know now... well, you'd be a different person, right? Stands to reason.
<li> <b style="color:#c56a5d; text-transform: uppercase;">Double Trouble</b>: <p>This is clearly a golden opportunity for <em>shenanigans</em>. Use your eerie similarity for good. Or evil. We don't judge.
<li> <b style="color:#c47076; text-transform: uppercase;">When I Was A Boy</b>: <p>Wait, there's something, I can't put my finger on it... ah, this must be the Rule 63 universe. There but for a chromosome...
<li> <b style="color:#c37690; text-transform: uppercase;">Mirror, Mirror (Off The Wall)</b>: <p>I'm you, but evil. Unless you're the evil one? Anyway, you are each other's darkest timeline. 
<li> <b style="color:#c27ca9; text-transform: uppercase;">Strike That, Reverse It</b>: <p>Let's get you back where you belong. This can't be good for the spacetime continuum, and I have stuff to do.
<li> <b style="color:#c182c2; text-transform: uppercase;">Selfcest Is Best</b>: <p>The obligatory smut option. You were thinking it, don't even lie. Find out if you're as good in bed as you think you are.
<li> <b style="color:#c089dc; text-transform: uppercase;">What Could Go Wrong?</b>: <p>The obligatory wildcard option. I'm not your boss. I TOLD you not to cross the streams.
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Consentacles: The Meme

It's time to appreciate that much-maligned and versatile appendage — the humble tentacle. Equally useful for gripping or groping, prying or poking, strangling bad guys or stroking good guys, tentacles are the most fun you can have without a skeleton.

(Of course, if you want your tentacles appreciated, you shouldn't stick them where they aren't wanted! This meme is for strictly consensual use of tentacles, sexy or otherwise. I mean it, guys.)

Leave a comment with your character and desired scenario. Are you the tentacled or the tentaclee? Looking for kinky funtimes, or just need to be hugged a lot? Is it strictly for science? Or maybe you just need help getting the pickle jar open? And, uh... how much slime are you comfortable with?

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<p>It's time to appreciate that much-maligned and versatile appendage — the humble tentacle. Equally useful for gripping or groping, prying or poking, strangling bad guys or stroking good guys, tentacles are the most fun you can have without a skeleton.</p>

<p>(Of course, if you want your tentacles appreciated, you shouldn't stick them where they aren't wanted! <strong>This meme is for strictly consensual use of tentacles</strong>, sexy or otherwise. I mean it, guys.)</p>

<p>Leave a comment with your character and desired scenario. Are you the tentacled or the tentaclee? Looking for kinky funtimes, or just need to be hugged <em>a lot</em>? Is it strictly for science? Or maybe you just need help getting the pickle jar open? And, uh... how much slime are you comfortable with?</p>

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Literally the only rule: tag anyone BUT canonmates.

Seriously, that's it. Your flimsy pretexts are as follows; pick one and go after that delicious crack!threading. Just do it.

Option One: The Portal Looks like you're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy. Your character has arrived in a strange new world, among strange new people. Maybe they touched something they shouldn't?

Option Two: The Fusion Don't want to bother with culture shock? AU your character into another's milieu, or maybe it's the best of both worlds. Your vampire is now a Starfleet ensign, your bronzerider is now a Mr. Darcy clone, whatever.

Option Three: The Pocket Dimension Milliways. Callahan's Crosstime Saloon. The Wood Between the Worlds. Both characters have found their way into some kind of liminal universe where this kind of thing just happens.

<p style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 120%; color: #009; text-align: center;">Literally the only rule: tag anyone BUT canonmates.</p>

<p style="text-align: center;">Seriously, that's it. Your flimsy pretexts are as follows; pick one and go after that delicious crack!threading. <em>Just do it.</em></p>

<p><b><i>Option One:</i> The Portal</b>
<span style="display:block;margin-left:1.5em;">Looks like you're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy. Your character has arrived in a strange new world, among strange new people. Maybe they touched something they shouldn't?</span>
<p><b><i>Option Two:</i> The Fusion</b>
<span style="display:block;margin-left:1.5em;">Don't want to bother with culture shock? AU your character into another's milieu, or maybe it's the best of both worlds. Your vampire is now a Starfleet ensign, your bronzerider is now a Mr.
 Darcy clone, whatever.</span>
<p><b><i>Option Three:</i> The Pocket Dimension</b>
<span style="display:block;margin-left:1.5em;">Milliways. Callahan's Crosstime Saloon. The Wood Between the Worlds. Both characters have found their way into some kind of liminal universe where this kind of thing just happens.</span>

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