The Pocketses Meme

what has it got in its pocketses?

Well? Cough it up! The Pocketses Meme comes in three complementary flavors; mix and match to your taste, respect other people's preferences, tag around, etc.

VERSION ONE - The Character Exercise: Post a top-level comment with your character, and a list of everything they're carrying on their person at this moment. Compare and comment. Make fun of other people's choice in gum flavors. Have a ball.

VERSION TWO - The Party(?) Game: Post a top-level comment. Subject line: character / fandom / blahblah. Body: What have I got in my pocket? Whoever replies gets three guesses. If they guess any one item right, they win; if not, you win. Whoever loses pays a forfeit. Cannibalism optional.

VERSION THREE - The Scenario: Roll 1-8. Your character is now stuck in the corresponding setting, with nothing but those pocket-contents. And another character, who presumably has pockets of their own. Between you, you can probably figure out a solution to your problem, right? Right?

settings
( click here! )

<div style="box-sizing: border-box; width: 600px; margin: auto; padding: 10px; background: none; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: georgia; font-weight: bold; text-transform: uppercase; font-size: 40pt; color:#ccc; -webkit-text-fill-color:#ccc; -webkit-text-stroke-color:#222; -webkit-text-stroke-width:1.5px; text-shadow:1px 1px 0 #777777, 2px 2px 0 #666666, 3px 3px 0 #555555, 4px 4px 0 #444444;">what has it got in its pocketses?</span></div> <div style="width: 600px; height: 250px; margin: auto; background: #222 url(https://media.giphy.com/media/yBxJsQUyWfNq8/giphy.gif) center; background-size: cover;"></div> <div style="box-sizing: border-box; width: 600px; margin: auto; background: none; padding: 1em; text-align: justify; font-family: georgia, serif; line-height: 1.6em; font-size: 1.2em;"> <p><i>Well? Cough it up!</i> The Pocketses Meme comes in three complementary flavors; mix and match to your taste, respect other people's preferences, tag around, etc. <p><B>VERSION ONE - The Character Exercise:</B> Post a top-level comment with your character, and a list of everything they're carrying on their person at this moment. Compare and comment. Make fun of other people's choice in gum flavors. Have a ball. <p><B>VERSION TWO - The Party(?) Game:</B> Post a top-level comment. <u>Subject line</u>: character / fandom / blahblah. <u>Body</u>: <font face="courier" color="blue"><b>What have I got in my pocket?</b></font> Whoever replies gets three guesses. If they guess any one item right, they win; if not, you win. Whoever loses pays a forfeit. Cannibalism optional. <p><B>VERSION THREE - The Scenario:</B> <a href="http://numbergenerator.org/randomnumbergenerator/1-8">Roll 1-8</a>. Your character is now stuck in the corresponding setting, with nothing but those pocket-contents. And another character, who presumably has pockets of their own. Between you, you can probably figure out a solution to your problem, right? Right? <center style="margin-top: 2em;"><span style="font-family: georgia; font-weight: bold; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center; font-size: 25pt;">settings</span><br> <cut text="click here!"></center> <table style="margin: 1em;" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="5" border="1"> <tr><td> 1. </td> <td> A locked room. There is one small window, which doesn't open, and a water cooler. For some reason. </td></tr> <tr><td> 2. </td> <td> A remote desert island, with no phone reception. Just lots of sand and palm trees. </td></tr> <tr><td> 3. </td> <td> A small, sparsely provisioned rowboat in the middle of the ocean. </td></tr> <tr><td> 4. </td> <td> A rooftop at least four stories above the ground. Locked door, no fire escapes. There <em>is</em> a pigeon, though. </td></tr> <tr><td> 5. </td> <td> A maze of twisty little passages, all alike. </td></tr> <tr><td> 6. </td> <td> A dark cavern at the bottom of a mountain, likely to be attacked by goblins at any moment. Because.</td></tr> <tr><td> 7. </td> <td> An open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. </td></tr> <tr><td> 8. </td> <td> Your neighborhood bar. Listen, I didn't specify a survival situation. Shut up and drink your beer. (Or reroll.) </td></tr> </table> </cut></div>