The Fake Relationship Meme

The Fake Relationship Meme

You're not together. But you need to make people think you are. Because of reasons.

Maybe you secretly can't stand each other. Maybe you like each other, just not like that. (Or do you?) Maybe this is the only way you'll ever get to be with your crush. Maybe you just need to give off that couple vibe in public, or maybe you're going to be forced to engage in some hot'n'heavy fakeout makeouts. For reasons, okay?

You know the drill. Post, tag, profit.

( REASONS. )

<div style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 1.4em; letter-spacing: 0.07em; text-align: justify; width: 500px; margin: auto;"> <img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/3oKGzA6zkySCDE2gvK/giphy.gif" alt="Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable." width="500" /> <center><span style="font-size: 28px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.15em; color: #466a96; line-height: 2em; border-bottom: 1px dashed;">The Fake Relationship Meme</span></center> <p>You're not together. But you need to make people think you are. Because of reasons. <p>Maybe you secretly can't stand each other. Maybe you like each other, just not like <em>that</em>. (Or do you?) Maybe this is the only way you'll ever get to be with your crush. Maybe you just need to give off that couple vibe in public, or maybe you're going to be forced to engage in some hot'n'heavy fakeout makeouts. <em>For reasons</em>, okay? <p>You know the drill. Post, tag, profit. <p><cut text="REASONS."> <ol style="text-align: left;"> <li style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; text-transform: lowercase;">Home For The Holidays</span> ⇢ You need to prove to your parents that you <em>do so</em> have a significant other. Just until they're gone.</li> <li style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; text-transform: lowercase;">No Singles Need Apply</span> ⇢ The place is perfect, but the landlady will only rent it to a nice, respectable couple.</li> <li style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; text-transform: lowercase;">It's Not Safe For A Woman Alone</span> ⇢ One of you is vulnerable in this big, bad world without a partner to protect you.</li> <li style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; text-transform: lowercase;">Public Relations</span> ⇢ There's only one way to stop these pesky rumors: start your own. </li> <li style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; text-transform: lowercase;">Undercover Mission</span> ⇢ They'll never suspect a couple of lovey-dovey honeymooners of... whatever it is you're actually up to.</li> <li style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; text-transform: lowercase;">Marriage Of Convenience</span> ⇢ It's good for both your families. Or your finances. Or your hetero street cred. Whatever: might as well make the best of it.</li> <li style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; text-transform: lowercase;">Well That Escalated Quickly</span> ⇢ It's common knowledge that you're together, except you're the last to know. Is it worth correcting people?</li> <li style="padding-bottom: 0.5em;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; text-transform: lowercase;">Free Space</span> ⇢ Bring your own <s>bottle</s> scenario.</li> </ol> </cut> </div>